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annoyedlord:Therapist: We should talk more about permaculture farming.Me: Oh, yeah! I planted tomatoes, beans, raddishes and avocados recently!annoyedlord:Therapist, calling me: Hello how are you!Me: Oh hello!!! I’m fine thanks!! And you?annoyedlord:annoy
incorrect48quotes:Ikumin: On a scale from “damn daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?Orin: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer i would say “road work ahead”Renachan:
problemactic: reporter:
I have hope or I am nothing
lividlovers:rolling-away-from-the-sunset:drewluski:funnytwittertweets:This chart is amazing! Thank you so much!Waiit.. Avocados are in season year round?!?! Then why do the prices go up ridiculously from time to time?!
mrspider:chaotic-genius: mrspider: keep forgetting i cant digest avocado until its too late this was a VERY specific image to have on hand for such a specific fact and the speed at which you replied frightens me a bit. thank you for sharing
theshitfucksart: Thank you to @evilguacamole gaming for the commissions and laughs! I absolutely LOVED this episode of Undertale!! I’ve always had a small headcannon that Toriel wears crazy socks. Please do not repost or remove the caption.
evilguacamole: theshitfucksart: Thank you to @evilguacamole gaming for the commissions and laughs! I absolutely LOVED this episode of Undertale!! I’ve always had a small headcannon that Toriel wears crazy socks. Please do not repost or remove the
gaylor-moon: sailorstoner: bpdjasper: ghirazants: kid (after unwrapping the avocado): “it’s an avocado! thanks!” sailorstoner u I love avocados THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER
@avocados thanks for existing you're good as hell
greeneyedgirrl: pietriarchy: I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world Thank god, it’s not just me. I hate avocado 😷
slaybaby: hello i would like an avocado bagel and a million dollars please! thanks
mangotrash: i just wanna say thank u to avocado
